This is where I keep stuff

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via latinkilledtheromans)

hatmaninc:

just when I thought things were looking upjust when the effects of the season 3 finale were going away…this…

hatmaninc:

just when I thought things were looking up
just when the effects of the season 3 finale were going away

…this…


(Source: skrytch)

outofcontextdnd:

(during a munchkin game, the thief keeps stealing items from other players)

Priest: Why do you keep stealing stuff you can’t even USE for your class?!

Thief: I do not steal for me, I simply steal so you cannot have it. *manic giggling* It gives me great pleasure.

Anonymous asked: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

A conversation between Nickelodeon and Mike and Bryan, probably

  • NICK: So guys, your new show is starting up soon! What do you have planned? Anything we should know about?‏
  • Bryke: Oh, we've got some pretty intense stuff, but nothing to worry about, you'll love it‏.
  • NICK: Great! We can't wait to see what-‏
  • Bryke: MURDER-SUICIDE‏!
  • NICK: Wait, what? No! Kids watch thi-‏
  • Bryke: Terrifying murder! No more oxygen for you!‏
  • NICK: We- We can't have this! We'll pull you from the netwo-‏
  • Bryke: WE'RE BLOWING PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF‏!
  • NICK: THIS HAS TO STOP‏!
  • Bryke: DEATH BY ELECTROCUTION‏!
  • NICK: CHILDREN! CHILDREN WATCH THIS‏!
  • Bryke: SUICIDE BY LAVA‏!