1. uglyrenaissancebabies:

And lo, the God Child did turn his gaze upward, his neck craning, turning, rotating – the sound of dry twigs snapping, leathery skin pulled taunt around an unnatural, boney fulcrum — one rotation, two, three. A wheezing, short breath. Then nothing. 

    uglyrenaissancebabies:

    And lo, the God Child did turn his gaze upward, his neck craning, turning, rotating – the sound of dry twigs snapping, leathery skin pulled taunt around an unnatural, boney fulcrum — one rotation, two, three. A wheezing, short breath. Then nothing. 

  2. tastefullyoffensive:

[gporafk]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [gporafk]

  3. thegirlwithgoldeyes:

    imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

    later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

  4. ruinedchildhood:

    I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes

  5. (Source: bubbley-boo)

  6. nbchannibal:

Who’s got two thumbs and is getting one of these Comic-Con exclusive Funko Dolls?!

    nbchannibal:

    Who’s got two thumbs and is getting one of these Comic-Con exclusive Funko Dolls?!

  7. moofrog:

So I hear Pokemon shaming is a thing right now. 

    moofrog:

    So I hear Pokemon shaming is a thing right now. 

  8. geejayeff:

    aaajmachine:

    I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

    Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

    HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

    But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

    (Source: jamescookjr)

  9. getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are not a floor lamp. your head is not a light bulb.

    getoutoftherecat:

    get out of there cat. you are not a floor lamp. your head is not a light bulb.

  10. bryankonietzko:

    [Aang] - [Katara] - [Sokka] - [Toph] - [Zuko]

    So cool! “Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.”

    (Source: fanbending)